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The Greatest adverts ever made
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Christian brand ass cream. Just slap a blob of the cream and ur ass to ward off any unsuspecting Stath's.
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Just 4 of several reasons why you dirty smokers out there should stop, jackasses.
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Sherman brand typewriters. So easy even DAVE MOORE can use them.
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Standin' awn top ah ladders maykes mey feeel laak a preincess.
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One Sentence
CONDOMS prevent MOORES
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Halo. Mein name ist Herr Oddy. Unt after fachen Chesters hairy cocken, ich liken zu fight das crime. Stoppen zie piracy gehen unt ich wiel nicht blowen your kneecaps offen.
Mein name ist Herr Oddy unt ich amst zu single unt looken fur ein nother lonely mannen to sharen meinen bett mit me.
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Synopsis:
The life and times of David Statham have always been a mystery to the unwashed public and for years people have yearned to learn more about this historic figure in the essense of time. BUT NOW YOU UNFAMOUS PIECES OF CRAP CAN NOW LEARN ABOUT THE GREATEST MAN OF OUR ERA by purchasing his book, modestly priced at £7999.99. This soft-cover, 37 page biography should be bible-like in importance to anyone who has ever admired this great mans work. GET IT NOW.
Written by Lucy Rostron and forwarded by that dude who played Spock.
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Ditchfield the Movie. The sequel WILL be coming soon so keep your eyes open in the near future film fans.
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After Herr Oddy posted his emotional plee for a male compannion/dick slapper, Sandy Buttenfacher amplied for one of his special German films and the two fell madely in love with each other, which created a humourus love triangle by Sandy, Oddy and Chesters. Photos will become available soon of the threesome in action (but not actually in a threesome cuz I aint a sicko).
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The only real advert in the whole bunch, and that's gay
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